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Pens

Fed up of your pens going missing? Why not give one of our Banter Pens as the perfect gift for twats, cunts and whores everywhere (and even the odd unicorn lover).  Don't forget our pick 'n' mix pen offer - any 5 PENS FOR £10 or any 10 PENS FOR £20!

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Pens Perfect For...
Animal Lovers
C Word
Engagement; Hen Party & Wedding
Gingers
Inspirational Stationery
LGBTQ
Mother's Day
New Job
New Mum & Baby
Office Banter
Secret Santa
Teacher Merch
Valentine's Day
Wales Merch
Banter Level (how rude..?)
Who is it for?
Unisex
Boy
Girl
Boy who likes boys
Girl who likes girls
Card Feature
Recipient
Boyfriend
Friend
Girlfriend
Mum
Teacher