Pens

Fed up of your pens going missing? Why not give one of our Banter Pens as the perfect gift for twats, cunts and whores everywhere (and even the odd unicorn lover).  Don't forget our pick 'n' mix pen offer - any 8 PENS FOR £10 or any 16 PENS FOR £20!

Banter Cards Pens

BRIDE TO BE PEN

Don't forget our pick 'n' mix pen offer any 8 PENS FOR £10 or any 16 pens for £20!Discount will automatically be added at checkout when you add your p... view details
£3.50

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CUNT PEN

Don't forget our pick 'n' mix pen offer any 8 PENS FOR £10 or any 16 pens for £20!Discount will automatically be added at checkout when you add your p... view details
£3.50

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FAT AS FUCK PEN

Don't forget our pick 'n' mix pen offer any 8 PENS FOR £10 or any 16 pens for £20!Discount will automatically be added at checkout when you add your p... view details
£3.50

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Banter Cards Pens

I LOVE ANAL PEN

Don't forget our pick 'n' mix pen offer any 8 PENS FOR £10 or any 16 pens for £20!Discount will automatically be added at checkout when you add your p... view details
£3.50

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