GREETING CARDS - AGE-SPECIFIC

** YEARS OLD & STILL A BITCH £3.50

** YEARS OLD & STILL A CUNT £3.50

** YEARS OLD & STILL A LAZY FUCK £3.50

** YEARS OLD & STILL A SLUT £3.50

** YEARS OLD & STILL A TWAT £3.50

Banter Card

CONGRATS ON EXITING YOUR MUM'S VAGINA ** YEARS AGO TODAY £3.50

HAPPY ** BIRTHDAY TO YOU CUNTY BOLLOCKS £3.50

HAPPY ** BIRTHDAY YOU OLD FUCKER! £3.50

HAPPY ** BIRTHDAY YOU OLD SLAG £3.50

HAPPY ** BIRTHDAY YOU OLD TART £3.50

HAPPY **TH BIRTHDAY SAUSAGE GOBBLER £3.50

HAPPY **TH BIRTHDAY YOU OLD TWAT £3.50