Valentine's Day Cards
The one day each year when gross public displays of affection are permitted and it's ok to tell someone you want to bone them even when they are totally out of your league!
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COMPLETELY CUSTOMISED LOVER HEART BACKGROUND - YOUR OWN WORDS
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*NAME* RATING - FUCKING BRILLIANT BOYFRIEND FB
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*NAME* RATING - FUCKING BRILLIANT HUSBAND FB
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*NAME* RATING - FUCKING BRILLIANT WIFE FB
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*YEARS* OF DESTROYING MY VAGINA - HEARTS FB
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10 OUT OF 10 STILL WOULD - SOLID FB
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7 BILLION GENITALS IN THE WORLD AND YOU GET TO EAT MINE - POLKA DOT FB
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7 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND I ENDED UP WITH YOU - POLKA DOT FB
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ALEXA SEND MY BESTIE A GALENTINE'S CARD - HEART FB
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ALEXA SEND MY BOYFRIEND A VALENTINE'S CARD - HEARTS FB
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ALEXA SEND MY GIRLFRIEND A VALENTINE'S CARD - HEARTS FB
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ALEXA SEND MY HUSBAND A VALENTINE'S CARD - SOLID FB
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ALEXA SEND MY WIFE A VALENTINE'S CARD - SOLID FB
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ALEXA SEND THE BIGGEST CUNT I KNOW A VALENTINE'S CARD - SOLID FB
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ALL I WANT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY IS AN ORGASM - HEARTS FB
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ALL I WANT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY IS FOR YOU TO FINGER MY DARK CAVE - HEARTS FB
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ALL I WANT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY IS TO TICKLE YOUR VAGINA WALL - RAINBOW FB
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ALL I WANT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY IS YOU GARGLING ON MY BALLSACK - HEARTS FB
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ANAL IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA - PLAIN FB
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ANYTHING IS A DILDO IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH - PLAIN FB
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AS LONG AS I HAVE A DICK YOU'LL NEVER GO HUNGRY HEARTS FB
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AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE SOMEWHERE TO SIT - SOLID HEARTS FB
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AS LONG AS I HAVE A VAGINA YOU WILL NEVER GO HUNGRY - HEARTS FB
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BANANAS ABOUT YOU - BANANA PRINT - FB
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