What better way to make your sick pal feel better than a card abusing them?
AT LEAST IT'S NOT SYPHILIS ...GET WELL SOON £2.50
ATTENTION SEEKER ...GET WELL SOON £2.50
ATTENTION SEEKING BASTARD ...GET WELL SOON £2.50
GET WELL SOON PUSSY BALLOONS £4.00
MAN THE FUCK UP - GET WELL SOON £2.50
PUSSY - GET WELL SOON £2.50
SORRY YOU HAVE DIARRHEA ...GET WELL SOON £2.50
STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE ILL, GET BACK TO WORK £2.50
