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What's the best thing to do when your friend has just ruined her vagina? Send her a card & gift to remind her it's ruined of course... Shop from our full range of lovely cards & gifts ranging from really nice to really abusive!!
1 NEW CHILD 1 RUINED VAGINA - CONGRATULATIONS - WATERCOLOUR FB
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9 MONTHS IN THE TUM SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT UP THE BUM MUG
Who doesn't love a funny mug? & now you can get the matching coasters... WOO HOO!Mug Info:11oz premium mugsDishwasher and microwave safe. YaaaasPr...
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9 MONTHS IN THE TUM. SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT UP THE BUM - BLUE - BUNTING
Our Bunting is just so bloody wonderful. It's perfect for any occasion - Birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day, Father's Day you name it!Bunting info: E...
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9 MONTHS IN THE TUM. SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT UP THE BUM - BUNTING
Our Bunting is just so bloody wonderful. It's perfect for any occasion - Birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day, Father's Day you name it!Bunting info: E...
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9 MONTHS IN THE TUM. SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT UP THE BUM FB
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A CHILD IS ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE!
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ABOUT TO PUSH A KID OUT MUG
£10.00
ABOUT TO PUSH A KID OUT MUG
Who doesn't love a funny mug? & now you can get the matching coasters... WOO HOO!Mug Info:11oz premium mugsDishwasher and microwave safe. YaaaasPr...
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ADD ANY SCAN PHOTO - SEQUIN CUSHION
The only gift you will want to give to a loved one or as a surprise - a cushion with your baby scanner and due date!Cushions covers & inserts are ...
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ALPHABET NAME CARD - PINK OR BLUE FB
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ANOTHER BABY - BUNTING
£7.00
ANOTHER BABY - BUNTING
Our Bunting is just so bloody wonderful. It's perfect for any occasion - Birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day, Father's Day you name it!Bunting info: E...
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ANOTHER BABY - SOLID BLUE FB
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ANOTHER BABY - SOLID RED FB
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BABIES ARE BORING - SOLID FB
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Baby Banter Milestone Cards | Funny Milestone Cards
Our Banter Milestone Cards - Just to warn you they're NOT for the easily offended but they make a bloody brilliant gift!! You can even add the Babies ...
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BABY ON BOARD BADGE
Banter Badges!Pick From: Mini Badge (38mm)Large Badge (75mm)A MagnetA pocket MirrorBUNDLE of all 3 - The bundle will include Large Badge, Magnet &...
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BABY YAY - SHAPES FB
£2.50
BABY YAY - SHAPES FB
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BAGGY FANNY FUCK PEN
£3.50
BAGGY FANNY FUCK PEN
Get any 8 non custom pens for £10 - Just add any 8 or 16 pens to your basket & the discount will come off :) Our super lush ball point pens are al...
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BAGGY VAGINA - CONGRATULATIONS - PLAIN FB
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BANTER PREGNANCY BUNDLE - 5 PACK
Pack of 5 A5 or A6 Banter Cards - You'll get 5 different cards - We hope your fanny survives, yay a sunroof baby, Our thoughts are with your vagina a...
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BANTER SOAP STAR FLASH CARDS - ABC's & 123's
Learn your ABC's & 123's with TV Royalty!!! Card Info- A6 glossy one sided card - Front is matt- 40 cards- 350gsm high card- Packed in cellophane ...
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BEST MIDWIFE EVER - HEARTS FB
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BIG TEAR DON'T CARE - PLAIN FB
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C-SECTION BABIES: KEEPING FANNIES TIGHT ALL AROUND THE WORLD - PLAIN FB
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CAN I EAT THE PLACENTA? I MEAN CONGRATS ON THE BABY - PLAIN FB
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