New Mum & Baby

What's the best thing to do when your friend has just ruined her vagina?  Send her a card & gift to remind her it's ruined of course... Shop from our full range of lovely cards & gifts ranging from really nice to really abusive!!

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1 NEW CHILD 1 RUINED VAGINA - CONGRATULATIONS $3.27

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9 MONTHS IN THE TUM. SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT UP THE BUM $3.27

A CHILD IS ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE! $3.27

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BAGGY VAGINA - CONGRATULATIONS $3.27

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BANTER PREGNANCY BUNDLE - 5 PACK $11.76

BIG TEAR DON'T CARE $3.27

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C-SECTION BABIES: KEEPING FANNIES TIGHT ALL AROUND THE WORLD $3.27

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CAN I EAT THE PLACENTA?... I MEAN CONGRATS ON THE BABY $3.27

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CHILDBIRTH TIPS. 1. DON'T SHIT YOURSELF $3.27

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CONGRATS ON BEING KNOCKED UP $3.27

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CONGRATULATIONS - YOUR VAGINA WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN $3.27

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CONGRATULATIONS. HOW'S YOUR FANNY? $3.27