Has your pal just ruined her vagina to bring a life into the world? The least you can do is take some thoughtful Banter Cards balloons into the hospital for her. Don't forget it's buy 2 bags get 1 free. Just add 3 or 6 bags to your basket & the discount will come off at checkout :)
HAPPY FUCKING BABY SHOWER BALLOONS $5.11
HOPE YOUR KID ISN'T AS CUNTY AS YOU BALLOONS $5.11
HOW'S YOUR FANNY? BALLOONS $5.11
I'M HAVING A FUCKING BABY BALLOONS $5.11
OMG!! IT'S TWINS BALLOONS $5.11
RUINED VAGINA BALLOONS $5.11
WE HOPE YOUR FANNY SURVIVES BALLOONS $5.11
WORLD'S BEST MUM BALLOONS $5.11
YAY A BABY BALLOONS $5.11
YAY IT'S A BOY BALLOONS $5.11
