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Toddler Banter Milestone Cards - Other Milestones

Yes, they are FINALLY here! Our Banter Milestone Cards - Just to warn you they're NOT for the easily offended but they make a bloody brilliant gift!! 


Card Info
- A6 glossy one sided card - Front is matt for you to write on
- 40 cards - all related to milestones (none age related) (see below for full list)
- 350gsm high card
- Packed in a cute box



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Cards in pack:

  • Always fucking hangry
  • Calpol is my crack
  • Crawling wanker
  • First day of nursery – you cunts better like this photo
  • First day of potty training – wish mummy luck
  • First hair cut – Cried the whole fucking time
  • First trip to fucking A&E
  • Hate this bitches cooking
  • I can finally fucking walk
  • I cry for no fucking reason
  • I just shit my pants in public 
  • I made Mummy cry Today
  • I never let mummy take a piss in peace
  • I tried to eat my own poo today
  • I’m going to hate this photo when I’m 18
  • I’m the reason mummy swears a lot
  • I'm so fucking iconic
  • Look at me using a potty like a fucking genius
  • Look how grown up I am ya cunts
  • More shit fridge art
  • My Dad is well pissed off with me today
  • My first Holiday Mother fuckers
  • My tooth fell out – look how hideous I look
  • Night in with Daddy so mummy can get shit faced
  • Pissed my pants – still cute though
  • Stopped my Dad getting laid again last night
  • Stuck to mummy’s arse
  • Thank fuck I can’t read this yet
  • Today I cut my own hair
  • Today I pissed in the bath
  • Today I said my first swear word
  • Today I shit on the carpet
  • Today I tried to eat another child in nursery
  • Today I was a little shit in nursery
  • Today I was a little twat at the supermarket
  • Today I wiped my own arse & failed
  • Today I’m a miserable twat because I was up all night
  • Tooth Fairy came mother fuckers
  • WHY? WHY? MUM WHY?
  • Wish these cunts would stop taking photos of me



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