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Toddler Banter Milestone Cards - Age Bundle

Yes, they are FINALLY here! Our Banter Milestone Cards - Just to warn you they're NOT for the easily offended but they make a bloody brilliant gift!! You can even add the Babies name & DOB to the back of the cards  (see picture 2 as an example)


Card Info
- A6 glossy one sided card - Front is matt for you to write on
- 40 cards 
- 350gsm high card
- Packed into a cute box


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Cards in pack: 

  • Officially a toddler... & fucking fabulous!
  • Toddler aka the cock block
  • 1 year old & already a little cunt
  • 13 months old bitches 
  • 14 months old & fucking fabulous
  • 15 months old & loving life
  • 16 months old & already the best looking family member
  • 17 months old & fucking iconic
  • 18 months old mother fuckers
  • 18 months of making the house a fucking mess 
  • 19 months & already hate humans
  • 20 months old ya bastards
  • 21 months old – wish they’d stop counting in fucking months!
  • 22 months old & already planning lunch dates
  • 23 months – they might finally stop counting in months now
  • 2 years of stopping Daddy getting any action
  • Can you believe I've been alive for almost 2 fucking years?
  • 2 years old & already got more friends than my Mum
  • Here's to the terrible two's
  • Kept my mum awake for around 27 months – yaaaas
  • Its official I’ve been a little twat for 2 & a half years!
  • Not sure how these twats have managed to keep me alive for 29 bloody months
  • 3rd Christmas - already realising my parents are cheap bastards
  • 4 years of completely shit fridge art
  • 3 today & asking way too many fucking questions
  • 3 years old already got my parents running around after me like the fucking royalty
  • 3 & a half years of hell for my parents. But look how cute I am
  • 3rd year being alive & already attended 500 fucking parties
  • 4 years old & already getting more likes than you
  • 4 years old & still can't wipe my own arse 
  • 5 today and already the boss of the fucking house
  • 5 years ago I ruined Mummy's fanny
  • These dicks act like I think Santa's real - I'm 5 not stupid
  • Almost 5 and my Mum still doesn't have a fucking clue what she's doing 
  • 5 years old & this bitch is my slave 
  • ONE - OMG I'm ONE, No sleep for mummy, Excessive Shitter
  • TWO - Terrrible twos, whiny bastard, Officially cunty
  • THREE - Threenager, Hardly fucking sleeps, Rancid Shits, Extreme cock block, excessive snack eater
  • FOUR - Finally in school, Overly Needy, Unruly as Fuck, Really Fucking Spoiled
  • FIVE - Five going on Fifteen, Impossible to control, Very cunty, Eating Machine
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