HOLIDAY ITINERARY TOWEL

Ok... don't freak out but our towels are fucking amazing!!!! 

Our towels are made from 70% cotton and 30% polyester. They're machine washable @30 degrees & we promise no one will steal your sunbed with one of these bad boys!

Holiday Itinerary includes: 

Day 1
Start drinking at 7am
Sunbathe
Eat a Kebab for breakfast
Start feeling hungover
Nap
Start drinking again
Dance all night
Cry
Eat another kebab
get 2 hours sleep

Day 2:
Repeat above