Coronavirus Cards

AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY PLEASE USE THIS AS EMERGENCY SHIT RAG - SOLID FB

£2.50

BEING IN ISOLATION WITH YOU MAKES ME REALISE HOW CUNTY YOU ARE - SHAPES FB

£2.50

BIRTHDAYS ARE CANCELLED - SOLID FB

£2.50

CAN'T WAIT TO DRINK TEA AND TALK SHIT WITH YOU AGAIN - TEA LADY FB

£2.50

CAN'T WAIT TO GET FUCKED UP WITH YOU AGAIN - FLORAL FB

£2.50

CORONOVIRUS: GIVING US AN EXCUSE TO NOT CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY SINCE 2020 - SOLID FB

£2.50

DISTANCED BUT NOT DISTANT - SOLID FB

£2.50

DON'T BE FEELING LOW - BOOBS - PC 01 FB

£2.60

DON'T BE FEELING LOW - DICK - PC 01 FB

£2.60

EMERGENCY SHIT RAG - SOLID FB

£2.50

FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN SELF-ISOLATING - MASTURBATE, EAT, MASTURBATE, EAT - SOLID FB

£2.50

FURLOUGH PAID FOR THIS CARD - SPECKLE FB

£2.50

HAPPY SELF-ISOLATING BIRTHDAY - SOLID FB

£2.50

HAPPY SHITTEST BIRTHDAY EVER - SOLID FB

£2.50

HOPE - RAINBOW - PC 00 FB

£2.60

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS SHITSHOW TO BE OVER - PC 00 FB

£2.60

I LOVE BEING IN LOCKDOWN WITH YOU - TERRAZZO FB

£2.50

I WANTED TO SEND YOU SOME POSITIVITY SO HERE'S A SHIT RAINBOW - PC 00 FB

£2.60

I'M SORRY WE'RE NOT ALL DRESSED UP, DRINKING CHAMPAGNE, EATING CAKE AND DANCING OUR TITS OFF - POLKA DOT FB

£2.50

I'M SORRY YOUR WEDDING HAS BEEN POSTPONED. THE WAIT WILL BE WORTH IT - POLKA DOT FB

£2.50