Banter Milestone Cards - Cat Bundle - 40 Cards


Yes, they are FINALLY here! Our Banter Milestone Cards - Just to warn you they're NOT for the easily offended but they make a bloody brilliant gift!! 

Card Info
- A6 glossy one sided card - Front is matt for you to write on
- 40 cards - 5 blank for you to write yourself & 28 related to all funny shit dogs do!
- 350gsm high card
- Currently packed in cellophane as new packaging is in production 

Cards in pack: 

I'm weird as fuck

Sniff the litter ... scratch the litter...shit in the bath

Been a little cunt - still cute though

Been frantically running around the house for the last hour

Brought a new cat friend home today, my owners well pissed off

Fuck the scratching post - I want to scratch the sofa

Fucking hate plant pots

Fucking love a good box

I fucking hate dogs

I like to invade peoples personal space

I like to shit right next to my litter tray

I like to watch my owner piss

I love bringing dead gifts for my loved ones

I love to cry like a twat until I’m let in and then i sit on the windowsill crying to go back out

I love to piss all over the house

I make the neighbours think my owner doesn't feed me

I spy on the cunty neighbours

I'm a dirty fucking stop out

I'm a selfish twat

I've been asleep for 80% of the day

Just been fed by fuck knows who

Just coughed up a cunting hairball

Just made the biggest fucking mess I could

Licked myself all bastard day

Look at how fabulous my feathers are

Me fucking ow

Off my tits on catnip

Planning my next murder

Screamed for breakfast, Ate breakfast, Threw up breakfast, Screamed for breakfast

This bitch keeps me fed

This bitch keeps putting me outside

Today I stole and ate a whole pack of Dreamies

Too posh to go outside

Tuna is my crack

Moody cunt

5 x blank cards

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