Banter Milestone Cards - Toddler Bundle 2 - Other Milestones - (40 Cards)


Yes, they are FINALLY here! Our Banter Milestone Cards - Just to warn you they're NOT for the easily offended but they make a bloody brilliant gift!! 

Card Info
- A6 glossy one sided card - Front is matt for you to write on
- 40 cards - 2 blank for you to write yourself & 38 related to milestones (none age related) (see below for full list)
- 350gsm high card
- Currently packed in cellophane as new packaging is in production 

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Cards in pack: 
Officially a toddler... & fucking fabulous! 
2 x blank
Always fucking hangry
Calpol is my crack
Cracked off my tits on Calpol
Crawling wanker
First day of nursery – you cunts better like this photo
First day of potty training – wish mummy luck
First hair cut – Cried the whole fucking time
First trip to fucking A&E
Hands up if you fucking hate photos
Hate this bitches cooking
I can finally fucking walk
I cry for no fucking reason
I just shit my pants in public 
I made Mummy cry Today
I never let mummy take a piss in peace
I tried to eat my own poo today
I’m going to hate this photo when I’m 18
I’m the reason mummy swears a lot
I'm so fucking iconic
Look at me using a potty like a fucking genius
My Dad is well pissed off with me today
My tooth fell out – look how hideous I look
Night in with Daddy so mummy can get shit faced
Pissed my pants – still cute though
Stopped my Dad getting laid again last night
Stuck to mummy’s arse
Thank fuck I can’t read this yet
Today I cut my own hair
Today I pissed in the bath
Today I said my first swear word
Today I shit on the carpet
Today I tried to eat another child in nursery
Today I was a little shit in nursery
Today I was a little twat at the supermarket
Today I wiped my own arse & failed
Today I’m a miserable twat because I was up all night
Wish these cunts would stop taking photos of me
1 x free info card 

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