Banter Milestone Cards - Toddler Bundle 1 - Age Bundle - (30 Cards)


Yes, they are FINALLY here! Our Banter Milestone Cards - Just to warn you they're NOT for the easily offended but they make a bloody brilliant gift!! You can even add the Babies name & DOB to the back of the cards  (see picture 2 as an example)

Card Info
- A6 glossy one sided card - Front is matt for you to write on
- 30 cards - 5 blank for you to write yourself & 25 related to age (see below for full list)
- 350gsm high card
- Currently packed in cellophane as new packaging is in production

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To make your own Bundle Click Here
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Cards in pack: 
1 x free info card
1 year old & already a little cunt
13 months old bitches
14 months old & fucking fabulous
15 months old & loving life
16 months old & already the best looking family member
17 months old & fucking iconic
18 months old mother fuckers
19 months & already hate humans
2 years old & already got more friends than my Mum
20 months old ya bastards
21 months old – wish they’d stop counting in fucking months!
22 months old & already planning lunch dates
23 months – they might finally stop counting in months now
3 & a half years of hell for my parents. But look how cute I am
3 today & asking way too many fucking questions
3 years old already got my parents running around after me like the fucking queen
4 years old & already getting more likes than you
4 years old & still can't wipe my own arse
5 today and already the boss of the fucking house
5 x blank cards for you to write yourself
Can you believe I've been alive for almost 2 fucking years?
Here's to the terrible two's
Its official I’ve been a little twat for 2 & a half years!
Kept my mum awake for around 27 months – yaaaas
Not sure how these twats have managed to keep me alive for 29 bloody months
Officially a toddler... & fucking fabulous!

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