Banter Milestone Cards - Dog Bundle - 30 Cards


Yes, they are FINALLY here! Our Banter Milestone Cards - Just to warn you they're NOT for the easily offended but they make a bloody brilliant gift!! 

Card Info
- A6 glossy one sided card - Front is matt for you to write on
- 30 cards - 2 blank for you to write yourself & 28 related to all funny shit dogs do!
- 350gsm high card
- Currently packed in cellophane as new packaging is in production 

Cards in pack: 

1 Today motherfuckers
2 x Blank Cards
2 today and still cute as fuck
3 years old & still pissing all over the house
4 years old – basically a geriatric
5 today ya bunch of cunts
Almost killed the postman today
Any single dogs out there?
Ate human food today. Got the shits
Ate my own shit today
Ate the crotch of a pair of pants today
Barked non stop today for no reason
Cats are twats
Had diarrhoea all over the house today.
Had my hair done today mother fuckers
Hello cunts
Humans are cunts
I can lick my own arse hole
I fucking hate cats
I love dragging my bum hole across the carpet
I shall not chew the sofa
I shit in the house – still cute though
Licked my balls nonstop today
Licked the crotch of a pair of pants today
Pissed all over the house – Not even sorry
Pissed on a pair of shoes today for fun
Tried to fuck a human today
Tried to kill my neighbours cat today
Was a little cunt all day today – still cute though
You cunts better like this photo

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