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Baby Banter Milestone Cards - Other Milestones

Yes, they are FINALLY here! Our Banter Milestone Cards - Just to warn you they're NOT for the easily offended but they make a bloody brilliant gift!! You can even add the Babies name & DOB to the back of the cards  (see picture 2 as an example) 


Card Info

- A6 glossy one-sided card - Front is matt for you to write on

- 40 cards in the pack all related to 'other milestones' (see below for full list)

- 350gsm high card

- Packed in a cute box


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To shop Toddler Other Milestones Click Here


Cards in pack: 

  • Bit my Mum's Nipple Today
  • Daddy asked the doctor to give Mummy an extra stitch... what a twat
  • Finally off the tit
  • Hello cunts
  • I got Mummy 9 months off work bitches 
  • I haven't let mummy sleep for a whole week
  • I kept my mum up all night
  • I pissed in mummies hair
  • I said my first word today & it was fucking "DAD"
  • I said my first word today & it was fucking "MUM"
  • I slept for a whole hour
  • I wasn't planned
  • I woke up like this… kidding I haven't been to sleep 
  • I'm a member of the no sleep club
  • I'm the reason mummy drinks
  • I'm the reason mummy pisses when she sneezes
  • I'm Iconic as fuck
  • I'm Fucking Fabulous
  • Last day of breastfeeding so mum can finally drink wine yaaaay
  • Met Santa for the first time didn't like him
  • My First Christmas it's not all it's cracked up to be
  • My Dad actually changed my nappy today... It's a miracle 
  • Ruined my mum's fanny still cute though
  • Refused to have my nappy changed today so here I am… sat in shit 
  • Said my first word today now I'll never shut the fuck up 
  • Today I ate solid food and made a fucking mess
  • Today I cried nonstop for no reason
  • Today I cut my first tooth thank fuck
  • Today I did an explosive shit
  • Today I did my first shit in the bath
  • Today I shit everywhere
  • Today I smiled for the first time I just needed a shit
  • Today I started bastard walking
  • Today I was a little twat
  • Today I'm being a little bastard because I'm teething
  • Today my mum realised I was just as Cunty she is 
  • Today I was a little cunt in public
  • You cunts better like this photo
  • Pissed on Daddy Today - Not even sorry 
  • Just ruined another fucking outfit 


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