Baby Banter Milestone Cards - Age Milestones

Yes, they are FINALLY here! Our Banter Milestone Cards - Just to warn you they're NOT for the easily offended but they make a bloody brilliant gift!! You can even add the Babies name & DOB to the back of the cards  (see picture 2 as an example)

Card Info

- A6 glossy one sided card - Front is matt for you to write on

- 40 cards - 40 related to age (see below for full list)

- 350gsm high card

- Currently packed in cellophane as new packaging is in production 

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Cards in pack: 

  • I'm born mother fuckers
  • 24 hours old and already the boss of the house
  • 2 days old & already getting more likes than you on Social Media
  • 1 week old bitches
  • 2 weeks old motherfuckers
  • 3 weeks old - is this getting boring yet
  • 4 weeks old and still no one gives a fuck
  • 1 Month ago I ruined Mummy's fanny
  • 5 weeks old - already hate other humans
  • Shout out to my Mum for having no sleep for 6 weeks
  • 2 months of no fucking sleep for my mum
  • Not sure how these twats have managed to keep me alive for 3 months
  • 4 months old & fucking iconic
  • 17 years and 8 months left until I move out I mean 4 months old today
  • 5 months old & already better looking than my parents
  • Half a motherfucking year old - Yaaas
  • 7 months of no sleep for my cunty Mum
  • 8 months old ya bastards
  • 9 months old & fucking fabulous 
  • 10 months old today & already realised humans are cunts
  • 11 months old today - almost a geriatric. Help
  • I'm so sorry you've had to endure 12 months of these fucking pictures
  • 1 today and still a cunt
  • 2 today and still not fucking sleeping
  • OMG I survived 3 years!
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